Samanthaism

Our morning conversation after taking Jacob to school...

"Mom, you know I have a super, super long memory right?"

"Yes"

"Well, I can remember all the way back to being a baby. I can't remember you as a baby because God didn't make me yet since you were a kid and kids can't have babies, but I can remember a long time ago when I was pulled out of your tummy."

"You can? What did it feel like?"

"I was squished out and they had to clean off all the blood and stuff and then I took a nap?"

Hahahahah! She crack me up! Then out of nowhere...with much glee and excitement...

"Mom, Grandma and Grandpa found each other, then they married and became husbands!"

Hmmmm, need to work on that one a bit!